(via abatida)
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
(via vampishly)
i have actually read “one thousand white women” it is one of the most insane, racist books ive picked up and introduced me to a whole new realm of anti-native american tropes
her expression is the best
“Some 12 year old at target gave me some cash to buy him black ops. I told him to wait for me outside in 5 minutes otherwise if he’s with me it would have looked too suspicious. Put the game back, went out the other exit and laughed my ass off. Easiest $55 I ever made. Lesson learned? Don’t give your mom’s money to strange guys, kids.”
Gotdamn life lessons is hittin pockets hard out here
I mean I don’t think people should give their money to strangers but this is some asshole shit.
So you robbed a child? Congrats you’re a disgusting piece of shit. Why the fuck would you even brag about this? You are fucking vile.
If this was my kid I would be crazy upset that he didn’t just ask me. Also what kind of loser bullshit is this? Who actually thinks it’s cool to steal from a kid, take the picture, and then POST it on the internet? Ok dude super cool.